Our Good News Verse Today: But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15
Today's Amazing Fact: There are 10 million bacteria at the place where you rest your hands at a desk.
Scriptural Pursuit: According to Matthew, how many generations where in each of the eras from Abraham to David, from David to the captivity, and from the captivity to Christ? 14 (Matthew 1:17)
As shared on air this morning here are some Church Bulletin Bloopers:
1.) Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
2.) If you would like to make a donation fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.
3.) Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford".
4.) Newsletters are not being sent absentees because of their weight!
5.) Volunteers are needed to spit up food.
6.) We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
7.) If you choose to heave during the postlude please do so quietly.
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